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The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate



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Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.




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Array ( 2 weeks ago by croc97)
Ah the Onion. <3 How you do make me smile.
haha oh man one of ... ( 2 weeks ago by SatanicSBA)
haha oh man one of the best in awhile
one of the best ... ( 2 weeks ago by squeak616)
one of the best onion to this day
We already have "no ... ( 2 weeks ago by dodgerdodgerbubodger)
We already have "no values" voters.
I call them "pro-choice liberals". LOL
"i want to be able ... ( 2 weeks ago by Revs20)
"i want to be able to look at a candidate and truelly beleive he has no soul."
lol. :-D
You, dear ... ( 1 week ago by afer63)
You, dear breadmold5, are VERY awesome. I'm SO happy to see a teenager who actually spells correctly and can construct proper sentences. (I know I sound like an English teacher, but as a fellow proud nerd, I think that's a good thing.)
Wow! Our new president can speak coherently and even write books all by himself! (How nerdy.) There is hope for the USA and the English language after all!
Nerds will inherit the Earth! Yay!
I don't really know ... ( 1 week ago by breadmold5)
I don't really know...my teachers always reprimanded me when I overmisspelled...I don't know if that's a word, but you get my drift, right? I also did very well in spelling bees, so I guess it's just a habit I developed.
But I really am glad to see that someone else cares about grammar and spelling, and whatever else there is.
And yes, everyone else who reads this, we do sound like nerds, don't we? That's pretty much because we are.
I'm running out of characters because of my random rambling.
Oh yeah...because ... ( 1 week ago by destroyreligion)
Oh yeah...because pro-choice really means pro-death! I can't believe people would use things such as birth control, contraceptives, and day-after pills! That's disgusting! Sex is only for pro-creation!
And abortion...that's just grotesque! Once the sperm hits the egg...that is a human life with emotions and rights just like us!
lol this is one of ... ( 1 week ago by koyettsu)
lol this is one of the best I have ever seen, I can't believe I missed this before the election.
Hahahahaha, "Fuck ... ( 1 week ago by texasdude89)
Hahahahaha, "Fuck the future"
lol well poisoning. ( 1 week ago by Naxwell)
lol well poisoning.
Yeah, that's about ... ( 1 week ago by dodgerdodgerbubodger)
Yeah, that's about the jist of it.
This is so damn ... ( 1 week ago by VVi11)
This is so damn funny it hurts
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Oh gawd that is ... ( 1 week ago by yuukisama2001)
Oh gawd that is funny. Obama kicking the kid. This is some hilarious shit. Hahahaha!!
Yeah. If I laugh ... ( 1 week ago by nonew3)
Yeah. If I laugh any harder I might break a rib! ROFLMAO!!!
you and dodger both ... ( 1 week ago by d3p3ch3mod3)
you and dodger both are pretending to be ignorant that the joke is about how retarded the idea of a values voting block is right?
I'm not quite sure, ... ( 1 week ago by destroyreligion)
I'm not quite sure, but Depeche Mode rules!
Very true comments. ( 6 days ago by iamvegito)
Very true comments.
If you can't ... ( 4 days ago by nothingelseworked64)
If you can't randomly ramble on the onion video comment pages, where can you? There arent thsat many portals to another dimention.
Good point. ( 3 days ago by breadmold5)
Good point.
Funny, I was ... ( 2 days ago by Hooya2)
Funny, I was expecting the 'setting things on fire' option to score higher. Arsonists just aren't as dedicated as they used to be...
Haha! Fuck the ... ( 2 days ago by vengefulbeauty)
Haha! Fuck the future! That's my motto when I go out, party and get wasted, knowing I have class the next morning.
This may be the ... ( 2 days ago by jdvarga83)
This may be the greatest video ever in the history of humans. lol :D
And, eventually, ... ( 14 hours ago by barfytheduck)
And, eventually, they did find their candidate...I wonder who it was?
And on a completely unrelated note, did you hear that Obama won the presidency! WOOT! GOBAMA! :D


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