The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'



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Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.
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Array ( 5 days ago by Kotoc)
"Seven."
Lol, got it all calculated, don't they? xD
GARBAGE, fool! I'm ... ( 5 days ago by zivjax)
GARBAGE, fool! I'm sick of hearing lies from the left, and YOUR interpretation as the only correct one. The constitution ensured that all people could practice as they pleased, but no one religion would rule the land.
Whew..this is ... ( 5 days ago by 911WasDoneByWhiteMen)
Whew..this is satire. Had me going for a minute. LOL
Guys... calm down. ... ( 5 days ago by ShaneEnochs)
Guys... calm down. The Onion is fake news. Don't take it seriously.
Array ( 5 days ago by SmokeMeMe)
Seven.
xD
"all people could ... ( 4 days ago by TooFreakinLazy)
"all people could practice as they pleased, but no one religion would rule the land"
That is seperation of church and state. The state rules and religion stays in people's private life where it belongs.
Seven. Excellent. ( 4 days ago by Raimakusa)
Seven. Excellent.
My mind is reserved ... ( 4 days ago by gezux1)
My mind is reserved for woman on woman romance does this make me gay?
Gays are indeed any ... ( 4 days ago by silentgreytiger)
Gays are indeed any country's most precious natural resource. If a country doesn't have a supply of well dressed men, women plumbers and the occational white person capable of dancing, well that would be little better than nuclear devestation.
lol the precious ... ( 4 days ago by Richdavt)
lol the precious precious gays, the double meanin is hilarious
CHRISTIANITY: its ... ( 3 days ago by FireStorm821)
CHRISTIANITY: its not islam
great defense
Yes yes it does. It ... ( 3 days ago by Williej1219)
Yes yes it does. It makes us all gay
Are you a woman?If ... ( 3 days ago by Rock1Golem)
Are you a woman?If not, no.
I believe church ... ( 3 days ago by Rock1Golem)
I believe church truly is not allowed in politics.The seperation of church and state does in fact exist and is in practice.And it's not up to him, or you, or me to decide what's in the constitution.If you have a problem with seperation of church and state write an angry letter to the supreme court not us...hmm...on second thought, just write an angry letter to us.
Yes, that makes you ... ( 3 days ago by observingworld)
Yes, that makes you gay gezux1. You are pure and rare and worth seven of the rest of us.
"seven." ( 3 days ago by Britty5096)
"seven."
r u a guy? ( 3 days ago by Tardman984)
r u a guy?
haha omg this if ... ( 3 days ago by manofhugefire)
haha omg this if fucking great
god bless america and her gays
Array ( 3 days ago by gis2326)
"Seven"
Rofl
Who gives a shit? ... ( 2 days ago by xXkingcameronXx)
Who gives a shit? They're gay.
their pure and ... ( 2 days ago by snager80)
their pure and unsoiled minds cannot be made to handle the brutal sights and sounds of war, their snow-white baby-horse coats must NOT be bloodied.
lol i found that ... ( 2 days ago by jonathanbain14)
lol i found that hilarious and im bi XD
hahaha "seven" ( 1 day ago by DeathStarsAndLOTR)
hahaha "seven"
Seven ( 1 day ago by alex8711)
Seven


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